英语智力题
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Fill in the following blanks with only one word：
____ is greater than God.
____ is more evil than the Devil.
The poor have ____.
The rich need ____.
If you eat ____, you will die.
Answer: nothing
1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed? 为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱？
Answer:They make a little food go a long way. 因为它们脖子长，一点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽下去。
2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe? 狗为什么害怕日光浴？
Answer:They don’t want to be hot-dog. 因为它们不想成为热狗。
3. Why are pigs always eating? 猪为什么没完没了地吃？
Answer: He’s making a hog of himself. 它想成为一只肉猪。
4、Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights? 政客们为什么不再关注打雪仗了？
Answer:The cold war is over. 冷战结束了。
5、Why don’t women get bald as soon as men? 为什么总是男人比女人先秃头？
Answer:Because women wear hire longer. 因为女人头发留得长。
6、What can pierce one’s ears without a hole? 什么东西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？
Answer:Noise. 噪音。
7. What’s the longest word in the world? 世界上最长的单词是什么？
Answer:Smiles
Because there’s a mile between the letter ’s’. 微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
8. Why does time fly? 时间为何飞逝？
Answer:To get away from all those who are trying to kill it. 为的是甩掉所有要谋杀它的人。
9. Where can a dog get another tail? 狗去哪里可以再弄到一条尾巴？
Answer:At a retail store. 在零售商店。
10. What belongs to you but is used more by others than yourself? 什么东西属于你但是别人使用它比你多？
Answer:name.
11. From what number can you take half and leave nothing?
Answer:8
12. What two word have thousands of letters in them?
Answer:dictionary
13. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?
Answer:sixth (and how about sixty?)
14. What kind of dog never bites?
Answer:hot dog
15. Where does afternoon always come before morning?
Answer:nowhere
16. What is pronounced like one letter, written with three letters, and belongs to all animals?
Answer:eye
17. What number gets bigger when you turn it upside down?
Answer:6
1、It’s a simple sum. Can you work out which number is represented by the letter “O” and which is represented by the “K”?
K
+ K
+ K
_________________
= O K
Answer：K=5, O=1
2. How do you turn an odd number into even by removing one letter?
Answer：seven, remove “s” to even.
3. How do you turn an odd number into even by removing two letters?
Answer：eleven
There are three teachers: Mr. Li, Mr. Wang and Mr. Zhang. Each of them teaches two of the six subjects: biology, physics, English, PE, history and math. We only know these:
a. The physics teacher and PE teacher are neighbors.
b. Mr. Li is the youngest of the three.
c. Mr. Zhang, the biology teacher and the PE teacher always go home together.
d. The biology teacher is older than the math teacher.
e. On weekends, the English teacher, math teacher and Mr. Li like playing volleyball together.
Who is the English teacher? Can you answer the question?
Answer：
Mr. Wang is the English teacher.
c ==>(1) Mr. Li and Mr. Wang teach biology and PE.
b & d ==>(2) Mr. Li isn’t the biology teacher.
(1)(2) ==>(3) Mr. Li teaches PE and Mr. Wang teaches biology.
e ==>(4) Mr. Wang and Mr. Zhang teach English and Math.
==>(5)Mr. Li teaches History.
==>(6) Mr. Zhang and Mr. Wang teach Physics, English and Math.
d &(6)==> (7)Mr. Zhang is the Math teacher.
(7)&e ==>(8)Mr. Wang is the English teacher.
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